Dear Hotel Owner,
Your hotel was a total false advertisement. In the online pictures, your hotel looked very big, clean, and . But in real life, I got into the room and there was only a bed, a coffee table, and a toilet in the . There wasn't even a window in the whole room. Not only that, but the room was littered with trash and it smelled like socks that threw up.
In the online description of the hotel, it said there would be free breakfast and a pool. But when I asked the hotel staff, he said that the breakfast was only for , and when I went outside to look at the pool, all I found was a 1 deep pond infested with . I dipped my in and it was cold.
When I was ready to sleep at , I lifted the covers to get in bed but to my great surprise, I found hundreds of bed bugs crawling all over the mattress. ! Instead of sleeping on the gross bed, I used some towels as my pillows and blankets, the trash on the floor as my mattress and slept on the .
When I woke up the next morning, my back was hurting, my throat was sore, and I was hungry enough to eat a live . I had had enough I thought, so I tried to open the door and flee, but the door wouldn't open! It was broken. I am right now locked in my room writing this message. Please help me. SOS.
From your customer,