Nurse: Doctor! Doctor! Come quickly! A patient just fell off a high diving board and landed first on the ground.
Doctor: Oh, my! We better do .
Nurse: Yes, he broke bones, sprained his , and I think of his toes came off.
Doctor: Quick, get him on a before he passes out.
ONE HOUR LATER
Doctor: I'm sorry patient! Your condition is really , you might not make it. Any last words?
Patient: I love my !
Nurse: Awww, I think I might .
Doctor: Enough of that, we've got to do before he actually dies.
TWO HOURS LATER
Doctor: I've tried putting a toe on; I've tried fixing his , but nothing seems to be working! I can't...
Patient: April fools!
Doctor: Are you kidding me! That's just !